martincrieffsbakedpotato:

stilesthejeepwhisperer:

I don’t know what Eurovision is but it sounds like Europe’s Hunger Games

that’s it

that is literally what it is

(via youmayseethedoctornow)

robiningravens:

chadslindberg:

if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands

(Source: endcas, via youmayseethedoctornow)

• Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.

dietchola:

the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes

(via but-youre-perfect-to--me)

• teacher: alright fold your papers in half
• entire class: hot dog or hamburger

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

(Source: devotionii, via fuckk-thishit)

tivaattheopera:

thegestianpoet:

STOP shipping real people, or at least poke holes in the box

I saw this post four times before I understood the joke

(via charlottesinghs)

just-eat-justin:

lizthefangirl:

malec-lightwood:

alldaymayday:

samyulle:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.

EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.

EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

^

(Source: samsastark, via fuckk-thishit)

godheadcomplex:

if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china

(via charlottesinghs)

feng-huang:

elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

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